The Heist

With the help of God, we were doing a heist. Me, a couple of transformers. Some robot dog and a small combination of R2D2 and Bumblee. God gets in a fight with some woman who seems to have gotten hold of a holy lance. He realises his mistake by letting that lance lie on the ground next to him and just chooses "Undo" and its gone.

The most annoying guy

We're in the eighties. Enter the most annoying guy. Blonde and middle age, with an ugly moustache and clear age issues, trying to be 21 again. Gets a younger guy to get the ugliest mullet and leave his girlfriend only to do the most stupid things, like breaking into my mothers house and sneaking around in there, stealing some white corduroy trousers for his skiing vacation. The blonde and the mullet go skiing and jump off the ski-lift halfway up the slope, shouting and laughing and fooling around. I remember being so annoyed at this guy that I just want the dream to end, even if I'm only spectating.

Killing Spiderman

Mary-Jane has decided to kill Spiderman and lures him to an abandoned factory. An old rusty machine rustles behind him. As he turns towards it she hits him straight in the face with a hammer, but with no effect. She throws him flat on his stomach and he doesn't resist. Mary-Jane then brings out a long drill and drills straight up his backside. After that she takes out a baby electric eel, which unfortunately has lost some of its charge. But she goes through with the plan anyway. She drenches the eel in lubricant and slides it up his anus. Now it will slowly eat at him from the inside and shock him if he resists.

Will Smith

Did some roadwork by the green area that I used to love riding a bike through, back in Lund. Will Smith and family shows up, drinking beer. I have to get to work at the IIIEE. He joins me to find a place to buy more beer. There's a gas station up by the highway crossroads. Then he joins me at work at IIIEE for a couple of hours. I'm thinking how I need to tell Linda about this. I'm looking at my weekly schedule - I'm at school at Katedralskolan. Linda has a different schedule - she finishes later on Thursdays.