Erection, pee and the unannounced breakup

Me, Linda and her new guy went to the same class in Bjärnum.

Since I had a huge erection, I was uncontrollably peeing all over the bathroom, including on Siri's makeup kit, which she stored in a basket inside the toilet, I held the door closed, so that she wouldn't come in and see the mess. She did make it in after a while though, as I tried rinsing the basket with water. It resulted in a lot of makeup being rinsed away as well. She told me that several items were missing from the basket. It was mostly green and pink eye shadow in there, which was dotted out in separate small canisters. It looked like oil colours, dotted out to be used. As this was happening, Måns came in and started talking about how skeptical he was about something regarding me and Linda. Perhaps it was my being heterosexual. The eye shadows mixed into a brown sludge, which was filtering through the bottom of the basket. I told Måns, Siri and Johanna Toth about our breakup, though they had mostly figured it out already and I had already told a few others in the class, because they had been worried and asked.

After all that mess, Linda and her new man came back. I was lying down lounging in a chair, feeling miserable. She came over to me, put her hand on my forehead, and in a very triumphant manner started addressing the whole room; "Now that we're gathered, me and Hjalmar have an announcement to make..." and waited for me to fill in and announce the breakup. I turned to her. "They know everything already", I said. "Last time I talked about it was just before you came in".

This clearly upset her. "Why didn't you say so before?!", she said. "Me and xxx could have been dating publicly all this time!". Clearly, she thought I had been very selfish and thought that the last month had been completely wasted because they hadn't been able to go all out with their new relationship. "I didn't realise you were in such a hurry", I said, and quite salty added "or weren't you planning to continue dating anyway?". She grew quiet at this, and then stormed out with her new man behind her.

The Gran Canaria Snake

I was on a bus on Gran Canaria with Gabrielle and Charlotte from Chaplins Pantos. We were talking about relationships, and Gabrielle said that her boyfriend wanted to take it to the next level and that she suspected he might propose. I asked her what she would say, which gave me the reply that she was wasn't interested in the like ("no, no, no, no") and wasn't ready for that yet. She asked about me and I talked a little about my break up, which she was only mildly interested in hearing about. It was hot and the interior of the bus consisted of metal and pillows. We started talking about Charlotte losing her voice on her tour and how tough it had been.

We got off and started walking past a roundabout and into a rainforest. It was our final day, so we had to get back to the hotel and get our bags. I remember thinking that the whole island looked the same and that I had no idea where I was.

I was walking with BamZe and dad down a trail. Dad spotted a seemingly dead snake on the side. It was very thin and very long and it looked like its head had been cut off. He commented on this and was pretty confident that it was dead. I found the head, lying on the ground a bit away from the body, but I figured the rest of the snake could also continue underground, connecting the body and the head. I tried pouring some drops of water on the head of the snake and it stirred. Its body started moving through the ground and coming out where the head was. I noticed that it looked like a python, albeit a small one and probably harmless to humans. I yelled "python" (in English) to dad, who was trailing behind. He replied "python?"(in Swedish) and I shouted "yes! It looks like it" back at him. We didn't want to be in its way, even if it would be harmless, so we started to leave. However, it followed us and as this made me uncomfortable I grabbed it by its neck and rolled out its body to hold the neck and the tail. We were coming down to a beach, me and BamZe, and I asked him to quickly grab our bags and get them ready to leave as the snake was slithering and trying to escape. I thought I might throw it in some bushes once we had gotten our stuff out of the way. BamZe ran to start picking up our things as I noticed that the snake actually had a red colour to it and just might be a poisonous one. it slithered wildly and I almost lost my grip on its head. It was also much shorter now and I could see its tiny fangs. I was considering if I just could kill it and started pressing my fingers together around its neck. Its body started looking like translucent entrails.

A Predator Prepares and a load of other non-consistent things

I don't know for what, but the Predator was getting ready to do something. There was something warm and friendly about him and the only people he seemed to want to kill were really, really annoying ones. He had gathered up a storage of Snickers and Kitkats, from which a daring man tried to grab one. The Predator roared and he grew pale, but still made of with it, like a little rat.

The Predator was working on something that looked like an antenna. To his help he had two small little droids, apparently earth made. One of them spoke English and a smaller one communicated through beeps, which the Predator in turn emulated, so that they could speak, even though the droid wasn't designed to be able to do so. The small one was no larger than a jam jar. Actually, it was resting by connecting to a power socket in the wall, and once the predator needed its help, it disconnected and mounted a jam jar on its back. It seemed to have a sort of milky content.

The annoying guys that the Predator was killing off had started in an earlier dream, where they had been playing loud music outside my mother's house at the latest hours of the night, refusing to go away. They were four young men, one which had a ginger beard. They reminded me of the Neighbours I had at 69 Johnson street, who did the same thing, so that's most likely where they originated from. As we tried to drive them away and they refused, I got so angry, which probably made me turn into the Predator. I remember killing off one of them in a battle where I let him swing something heavy at me and then shoot me in the face, only to have it regenerated in front of his eyes. After that, I ran my spear through him in front of his friends.

Yes, I know that Predators don't regenerate that quickly, so that must have been inspired from some other beast.

Before all this I was running for my life, together with someone else. We swam through a dark sea and made it up on some cliffs, dodging orange search lights around a chain link fence. My companion got spotted and so did I. I quickly scaled the fence and ran off towards a seemingly abandoned residential district. I went in there, together with Julia, and we decided to hide in the basement. Down there was a crazy woman that I first thought was dangerous, but Julia, with her psychoanalytical skills, could see that she only wanted to help us. So we hid with her in the basement. She was scared, too, but tried to talk friendly with us in no language at all. This probably turned into my mother's basement and a scenario where a lot of people were planning a sleepover at her place, which in turn spawned the annoying guys outside.

Even before, I was driving along my childhood neighbourhood in the snow, in my mother's old Mitsubishi. I first parked near Måns' street, but realised that I could drive the car all the way to my mother's garage.