I was on vacation with the family. Me, Julia and Siri were snorkeling around a reef. The sky was grey and the water was typically Swedish, with brownish algae and not much to look ut. After a while we climbed up on a reef and found a sort of lagoon with a big orca whale in it (I have recently watched Free Willzyx on South Park). It just seemed to hang around there, not more than a meter under water. Someone was commenting on how acid the water had become and another person replied that the only positive thing was that the water had become clearer.
We paced back and forth, looking at the orca. None of us dared enter the water, as we didn't know if the whale would be friendly or not. Then, suddenly, it surfaced. It opened its enormous jaws, roaring, revealing lines of big, flat, furry teeth. Kind of like a horse's teeth, but they seemed soft, like pillows, and folded over each other as its jaws closed. They were so big that only three or four fit on each jaw. It looked incredibly silly. There was loud techno music coming from it and as we saw the orca from the side, there turned out to be glass windows on it, revealing a DJ standing there, mixing and playing. Someone commented that they had taken an actual orca and through various operations had turned it into a tourist attraction for teenagers gone wild, Aiya Napa style.
The orca took off then, swimming at super high speed and away from where we stood. It was hard to figure out if it was swimming on its own or if there was some sort of boat engine on it as well. If so, was it the DJ that steered it? Then we saw that the orca actually had a several meters high deck on top of it, with proper railings and everything, all made in wood. Like one of those touristy pirate ships. It kept on accelerating and then...
KRAK. The whole ship burst under the strain of the super speed engine. It broke straight in two. Julia was the first to react as she had been on a life saving course a couple of days before. She jumped onto a jet ski and went out to try and save anyone on board. Most of them were making their way back Swimming, though. It was mom, dad and the DJ. I grabbed a couple of life jackets as she came back for another round, and gave those and a life buoy to her. I then went out myself in a rowing boat. Two guys were out there around the boat. One of them was talking about his sugar dependencies and I came up to his bag and noticed a fine assortment of Mars, Bounty, Snickers and KitKat bars. The other one commented on her life saving skills and we overheard them saying that she had glass legs. I looked at all the chocolate bars and decided to take two for myself, changed my mind and put them back, took them again, put them back, thought it wouldn't be noticed in the chaos but it would be wrong to steal and I didn't need more sugar and I took them, considered taking a bounty instead of a Snickers then put both back again and didn't take anything. I decided to help Julia bring the jetski back instead. She asked if I thought that she had glass legs, meaning that her veins were very visible, and I said that I've never thought about that, which I hadn't, and I didn't think she did.
So I jumped in the water next to the jetski, which was kind of scary considering that it was quite deep. But nothing came up and I climbed up on it. It was now a long gray floating pillow with a boat engine on, and I gassed up and went back to our ship.
We paced back and forth, looking at the orca. None of us dared enter the water, as we didn't know if the whale would be friendly or not. Then, suddenly, it surfaced. It opened its enormous jaws, roaring, revealing lines of big, flat, furry teeth. Kind of like a horse's teeth, but they seemed soft, like pillows, and folded over each other as its jaws closed. They were so big that only three or four fit on each jaw. It looked incredibly silly. There was loud techno music coming from it and as we saw the orca from the side, there turned out to be glass windows on it, revealing a DJ standing there, mixing and playing. Someone commented that they had taken an actual orca and through various operations had turned it into a tourist attraction for teenagers gone wild, Aiya Napa style.
The orca took off then, swimming at super high speed and away from where we stood. It was hard to figure out if it was swimming on its own or if there was some sort of boat engine on it as well. If so, was it the DJ that steered it? Then we saw that the orca actually had a several meters high deck on top of it, with proper railings and everything, all made in wood. Like one of those touristy pirate ships. It kept on accelerating and then...
KRAK. The whole ship burst under the strain of the super speed engine. It broke straight in two. Julia was the first to react as she had been on a life saving course a couple of days before. She jumped onto a jet ski and went out to try and save anyone on board. Most of them were making their way back Swimming, though. It was mom, dad and the DJ. I grabbed a couple of life jackets as she came back for another round, and gave those and a life buoy to her. I then went out myself in a rowing boat. Two guys were out there around the boat. One of them was talking about his sugar dependencies and I came up to his bag and noticed a fine assortment of Mars, Bounty, Snickers and KitKat bars. The other one commented on her life saving skills and we overheard them saying that she had glass legs. I looked at all the chocolate bars and decided to take two for myself, changed my mind and put them back, took them again, put them back, thought it wouldn't be noticed in the chaos but it would be wrong to steal and I didn't need more sugar and I took them, considered taking a bounty instead of a Snickers then put both back again and didn't take anything. I decided to help Julia bring the jetski back instead. She asked if I thought that she had glass legs, meaning that her veins were very visible, and I said that I've never thought about that, which I hadn't, and I didn't think she did.
So I jumped in the water next to the jetski, which was kind of scary considering that it was quite deep. But nothing came up and I climbed up on it. It was now a long gray floating pillow with a boat engine on, and I gassed up and went back to our ship.
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