I was in some sort of camp with Siri and I had to go take a poo. She showed me a toilet, but it didn't have a door for safety's sake. I didn't care as I really had to go and luckily no one came by as I filled the white bowl to my bowels' content. Good times. I then found another toilet, which had a door, so I shat in that one too. They were both slightly dirty.
After that, I went on to have a shower and there was no door to the shower room either. I took it quickly and though it was somehow difficult to control and wanted to spray over my trousers and all the stuff that I had brought me to the camp, I didn't lose my temper. I recall being very impressed and a bit surprised over this fact.
Siri came in as I was finishing up and it was time to go. I was going to shoot a small part in a film with Hugh Jackman. It was my first time in a Hollywood production and I was terribly excited. Mr Jackman himself had dressed up like Freddy Kruger as a sort of inside joke about how he always played roles with metallic claws. I entered the set and there were loads of fans standing around a cordoned-off area. They weren't there for me, but some had seen me in a recent theatre production and cheered when they recognised me. I met Hanna Karlsson among them and she was impressed with how far I had come. She told me that I was going to play the part of the Scarlet Pimpernel. When I reacted with surprise since I didn't even know that myself, she mistook my ignorance for my part for ignorance about the character started to explain who he was.
I realised I hadn't gotten a script yet and tried to steer my dream into actually being a rehearsal, seeing as how it would be terribly embarrassing to show up to an actual shoot not knowing my lines or even my character.
After that, I went on to have a shower and there was no door to the shower room either. I took it quickly and though it was somehow difficult to control and wanted to spray over my trousers and all the stuff that I had brought me to the camp, I didn't lose my temper. I recall being very impressed and a bit surprised over this fact.
Siri came in as I was finishing up and it was time to go. I was going to shoot a small part in a film with Hugh Jackman. It was my first time in a Hollywood production and I was terribly excited. Mr Jackman himself had dressed up like Freddy Kruger as a sort of inside joke about how he always played roles with metallic claws. I entered the set and there were loads of fans standing around a cordoned-off area. They weren't there for me, but some had seen me in a recent theatre production and cheered when they recognised me. I met Hanna Karlsson among them and she was impressed with how far I had come. She told me that I was going to play the part of the Scarlet Pimpernel. When I reacted with surprise since I didn't even know that myself, she mistook my ignorance for my part for ignorance about the character started to explain who he was.
I realised I hadn't gotten a script yet and tried to steer my dream into actually being a rehearsal, seeing as how it would be terribly embarrassing to show up to an actual shoot not knowing my lines or even my character.
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