Friday, May 28, 2021

The IQ Test

 I was in a group of people, including Siri and a girl I was dating who looked half like an Indian woman and half like a goblin from Age of Wonders 3, who was wearing only a kind of latex corsette that stretched down to garters around her thighs. We were trying to solve an IQ / maths problem on a computer screen. It was as follows:

"Continue the following sequence for as long as you can. It may not seem like it, but there is an end to it. Andrea and Ingrid are wearing boxer shorts, Arvid is wearing briefs, Raskolnikov is wearing a jock strap (I don't remember the actual names). 

11, 24, 13, X, 15... "

Along with it was a calendar, noting down birthdays for the names mentioned. Andrea's birthday was on the 14th and the other's were  either before the 11th or after the 15th. I cried out that I had the solution, even though I didn't, and Siri sat ready to type. I failed several times, thinking it was merely a numerical challenge, and I got annoyed and let it all out on Siri instead.

I had figured out that the chain was based on even numbers being duplicated and the X's were for the numbers with birthdays on them, but somehow the chain didn't come to a logical conclusion.

Then the goblin I was dating cried out "my birthday is on the 17th!" and so I made an X for that date. It still wasn't accepted as the correct answer. I sighed. Then it struck me that the names mentioned had their underwear spelled out.

"What are you wearing for underwear?" I asked my goblin Indian date.

"Nothing!" she cried out happily.

I looked and, indeed, she was only wearing that corsette and the straps around her thighs. She looked at me expectantly as if she was waiting for a reward. I put my fingers down there as I started typing in that the chain ended on her birthday. She was very wet and gave out a moan. Apparently this had gotten her excited. Or she always was.

The problem dissolved on the screen and instead we were shown a form, on which to fill out our names and other details. We'd solved the it! 

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