I was dressed like Willy Wonka, and because the place was crowded and I couldn't get past people and the shelves, I was instead running through the air above them in the department store and puffs of purple confetti exploded out of nothing where I put my feet. A little boy running across a shelf looked at me and then kept running. He won.
Out across the inner sea there was a ferris-wheel and because I worked for TUI I needed to be strung up and hung in cuffs on the outside of the capsules and go all the way around like that, much to the pleasure of the sadistic lady who ran the wheel. I used my telekinetic powers to strung up the lady that ran the wheel instead. Some rats who also went on the wheel wanted the cheese I was eating as I went around so I finished it, threw the wax into the water and then, as they dove after it, I shot one of them, then I electrocuted some other guy I didn't like. He was important to the story in some way and needed punishment.
To compensate for being evil I magicked up Ubers for everyone to go wherever they wanted and warm up, since it was snow and ice, in the middle of the winter, and I'd made them swim in the icy sea between the ferris-wheel and land. The beach they all crawled up on was covered in snow. I went and accidentally bought myself four pairs of semi-expensive headphones of various brands and something else techy in a vending machine and came back to the stunning white beach where it now was pleasant summer, palm trees and people enjoyed themselves. I felt bad for buying so many, so I gave away a pair then tried one set from Sony that apparently worked under water and turned into a breathing mask that I could also use for watching films.
I tried to start a film that I could watch under the water but it was difficult and I couldn't quite figure out how to see the screen and simultaneously keep the breathing mask waterproof.
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